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The Egg That Never Opened (Deluxe Version) - Download by High Castle Teleorkestra

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High Castle Teleorkestra

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Art As Catharsis is proud to announce the release of High Castle Teleorkestra’s debut record, The Egg That Never Opened – a mind-melting record fusing everything from Eastern European folk, swing jazz, technical metal and much more. The deluxe version comes with 43 extra bonus tracks that will blow the mind!

Assembled remotely by a roster of

Art As Catharsis is proud to announce the release of High Castle Teleorkestra’s debut record, The Egg That Never Opened – a mind-melting record fusing everything from Eastern European folk, swing jazz, technical metal and much more. The deluxe version comes with 43 extra bonus tracks that will blow the mind!

Assembled remotely by a roster of acclaimed international musicians, High Castle Teleorkestra (HCT) compensates for unlikely touring chances by turning out enigmatic, immaculately produced recordings. Comprised of members from ground-breaking acts including Estradasphere, Mr. Bungle, Farmers Market, Umlaut and more, HCT’s prodigious musical talent is matched only by their compositional finesse.

The unorthodox sonic landscape traversed on this 48-minute musical odyssey is not entirely unexpected from a roster with this collective musical résumé. Yet it is somehow fresh, vibrant, and, dare we say, mature in its eclectic cadence. HCT makes music that is experimental but catchy; intense yet fun without being sophomoric, and deftly avoids the pitfalls of uber-technical progressive music.

On The Egg That Never Opened, listeners will be treated to densely layered orchestrations, starkly unrelated genre superimposition, tasteful and energetic virtuosity, a narrative based on the book Radio Free Albemuth by Philip K. Dick, Eastern European folk music set to polyrhythmic death metal, innovative use of odd meters, 50's-style surf guitar ballads, the unmistakable nod to the Beach Boys Smile-era, stunning string sections, a kooky and morphing assortment of oddball synths & lo-fi keyboards from asynchronous eras, final mixes mastered from ¼ inch tape, other-worldly productions of astounding density and intrigue a variety of composition and arrangement styles, and so much more. High Castle Teleorkestra takes the listener on a blustering ride across the universe atop the pink beam of an ancient satellite.

“Tim, Timba, and Dave have a history of making innovative music that incorporated disparate genres,” begins guitarist and co-producer Chris Bogen”. “So it is only natural that High Castle would explore similar territory and push those boundaries even further.”

High Castle Teleorkestra’s premier single and video, Mutual Hazard is an intense fusion of Romanian folk, polyrhythmic metal, and an other-worldly string arrangement.

“This tune is in the 7/8 time signature, not uncommon in progressive and certain folk musics, but played at a blazing 300 BPM, making it very difficult to count and feel,” adds chief producer and bassist Tim Smolens.

“Timba Harris (Estradasphere, Probosci) put together a very unique, multi-timbral string section for this tune that adds an almost sci-fi element, something clearly not found in traditional Romanian Folk music! Drummer Dave Murray played a pivotal role in the arrangement and added interesting polyrhythmic metal concepts that make the timing even harder to count. All of this is played atop a more traditional foundation of warp speed accordion, ornamented solo violin, galloping cimbalom, and slapped upright bass. Although Estradasphere has explored a similar amalgamation of styles, there is something magical and new about the way it has come together in this particular rendition.”

Gently playful in certain places, exhilarating in others, and even teetering on the brink of cacophony at times, High Castle Teleorkestra’s The Egg That Never Opened is truly a dynamic and engaging listening experience for lovers of avant-garde, experimental and progressive music of all shapes and sizes. Witness and listen as dignified chaos is unleashed upon the world in the Mutual Hazard single and video.

released June 17, 2022 Comes with PDF liner notes, album artwork, and chord charts for all the songs. BandCamp codes or links to fi-fi FLAC files available upon request.

Produced by Tim Smolens and Chris Bogen

Chris Bogen - guitars, keyboards, lap steel (1,4,7,9), melodica (2), noise collages (1, 5, 8, 9) Stian Carstensen - accordion, pedal steel (1,2,4,9), vocals (1), rhythm guitar (10) Timba Harris - violin, viola Bär McKinnon - tenor sax, flute, clarinet, vocals (3,4), keyboards Dave Murray - drums (1, 2, 3, 5, 10) Tim Smolens - standup bass, electric basses, cello, vocals (1, 4, 7), grand piano, keyboards

Guests: Sai Boag - Synth (3) Danny Heifetz - drums, vibraphone (4) Pieta Hextall - bassoon (4) Luke Kirley - trombone (1), tuba (1, 2) Giani Lincan - cimbalom (10) Monica Ludekens - french horn (4) Vinnie “Saturn” Metts - drums (9), vibraphone (8) Caitlin O’Connor - vocals (1, 3, 5, 6, 7) George “GoPo” Phillips - noise collage: alligator people (8) Rory Reagan - drums (2, 6, 7, 8) Federico Randazzo - tenor saxophone, flute, clarinet (1, 7) Adam Stacey - accordion (7) Jason Usry - noise collage: weirdy phaser (8) Jarle Vespestad - extra drums and percussion (10) Antonie Veskovski - vibraphone (8) John Whooley - tenor and alto saxophones (10) Georgi Yanev - lead violin (10)

Tim Dolobear at Eclectica Studios, Nashville, Tennessee - Mixes run to ¼ inch tape Udi Koomran - Mastering of main album tracks (1-10) for Digital, CD, and Vinyl Tim Smolens - Mastering of bonus tracks (11 - 53)

David Dines - Illustrations and Layout

Casey Brinegar, Kevin J. Shipp, and Larry Joe Smith - Video Team

For more info on HCT including their online music conservatory that covers music theory, production, reharmonization, music appreciation, harmonic science and more please visit www.highcastleteleorkestra.com

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    Ich Bin's 3:39
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    The Aramchek Accusation 3:25
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    Valisystem A 5:08
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    At Last He Will 5:41
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    The Days of Blue Jeans Were Gone 4:07
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    Diagnosing Johnny 7:55
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    Placentia 3:55
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    Klawpeels (mission checkup) 3:33
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    Mutual Hazard 5:43
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    Egg (Telegraph Ave. remix) 5:18
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    Ich Bin's (Magnavox cassette copy) 3:38
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    Aramchek (F.F. Fremont redaction) 3:57
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    Valisystem A (appeal version) 5:08
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    At Last He Will (vestigial grip mix) 5:21
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    Blue Jeans (listening booth #3 in 8-bit) 4:04
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    Diagnosing Johnny (undisturbed variation) 7:55
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    Placentia (tyrants birthplace edition) 3:57
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    Klawpeels (FAP cassette B-side) 3:37
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 The Egg That Never Opened: Double 12” Gatefold 180g 45rpm Vinyl
  •  The Egg That Never Opened: Double 12” Gatefold 180g 45rpm Vinyl
  •  The Egg That Never Opened: Double 12” Gatefold 180g 45rpm Vinyl
  •  The Egg That Never Opened: Double 12” Gatefold 180g 45rpm Vinyl

The Egg That Never Opened: Double 12” Gatefold 180g 45rpm Vinyl

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We spared no expense (within reason!) in producing an audiophile friendly, 2-disc vinyl version of The Egg that Never Opened. Vinyl is lacquer pressed on heavyweight 180g vinyl at 45 rpm (for improved fidelity) using a master especially crafted for the vinyl experience.

The vinyl is housed in a beautiful gatefold jacket with exclusive inner artwork

We spared no expense (within reason!) in producing an audiophile friendly, 2-disc vinyl version of The Egg that Never Opened. Vinyl is lacquer pressed on heavyweight 180g vinyl at 45 rpm (for improved fidelity) using a master especially crafted for the vinyl experience.

The vinyl is housed in a beautiful gatefold jacket with exclusive inner artwork by David Dines. The artwork (inked and painted by David Dines) inside the jacket is similar to the CD Digibook art panels, but arranged in a unique and mind-blowing large-format double panel. A download card is also included inside the jacket to provide you convenient download of the official album tracks + 40+ bonus tracks.

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 The Egg That Never Opened: Deluxe 2-CD Digibook
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The Egg That Never Opened: Deluxe 2-CD Digibook

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The 2-CD Digibook is a beautiful, collector's item 2-CD Digibook with many pages of exclusive artwork that was inked and painted by David Dines.

The digibook format is a well-crafted hardbound outer jacket with inner pages and CD sleeves. CD1 contains the official album tracks. CD2 contains surprising and at times drastically different alternate

The 2-CD Digibook is a beautiful, collector's item 2-CD Digibook with many pages of exclusive artwork that was inked and painted by David Dines.

The digibook format is a well-crafted hardbound outer jacket with inner pages and CD sleeves. CD1 contains the official album tracks. CD2 contains surprising and at times drastically different alternate mixes of each album track. Even if CDs are no longer your thing, we would still suggest picking one up for collector's value and artwork.

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Are You Aramchek Shirt

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2LP Vinyl + 2CD Digibook + Aramchek Shirt - 10% Off
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  • 2LP Vinyl + 2CD Digibook + Aramchek Shirt - 10% Off
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